Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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heads up!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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knock knock no ones home

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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