Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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What comes after 69? 70

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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