- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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