Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

I hate blackniggers

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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