Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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Penis-biter

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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