- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

kcuf read it backwards

If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

nick ya honkin of b.o m8

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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