- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

That's what SHE said!

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

KONY 2012

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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