- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

NEVER

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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