What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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Chuck norris

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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my shift key is broken1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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