Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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Christianity

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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