What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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