- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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