A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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One day in Africa there was a family of Americans touring an African village. They were a happily married couple with a four year old son. This day however was a very sad day because a group of elephants came trampling through the village. The couple left there kids inside and went to help control the elephants. however the elephants killed them all with their feet. Now the little boy wandered outside because after all he was just a little boy. He was about to be killed when a baby elephant calmed down his mom, so he saved his life. The baby elephant then took the little boy back to the airport by which the married couple came because elephants are very smart. The boy didnt want to leave his new found friend the baby elephant but the little boy was then sent back and lived with his Uncle. When he was older, he had a child of his own, a little boy. One day he decided to take his son to a circus, that was from Africa. He didnt realize there would be elephants there. This day the elephants got spooked by a mice and started to stomp all around. Then the man realized his son was missing. He looked down to find his son about to be stomped on by this old elephant. Just as the elephant was about to stomp he and the man made eye contact. The man thought noticed the look in that elephants eyes, like he reconized them. He thought mabye, just mabye it was the same elephant he was saved by. Turns out it wasn't and the elephant killed his son.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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Wigan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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