What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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Anti Joke

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