- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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