Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

I have a gay camel

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

People Order Our Patties

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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