Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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Do u take sugar?

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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brittney griner

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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my shift key is broken1

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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