What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Set up Punch line.

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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Caroline Kelly.

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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Black Friday

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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