What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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kcuf read it backwards

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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Hahaha

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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