- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

TWIX PAUSE!

why was the old man on the ground he fell

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

Bacon is delcious.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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