What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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