Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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