- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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