- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

general tso's broccoli

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

How old is your mom Dead

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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