- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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