- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

general tso's broccoli

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

How old is your mom Dead

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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