- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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