What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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whats long and stretchy? elastic

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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black chicken. kfc

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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gabbi nunez ;)

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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say cheese

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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