Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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Nickleback.

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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book 'em danno

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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