2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

lewis ya baggy fuck

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

david weres the slug gone

Im batman...suck it losers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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