A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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kaite is dumb that is true

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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Catholicism.

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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an englishman,scotsman,and irishman walk into a bar the englishman says " a pint of lager please" "that will be 10pounds , says the barman "Im not paying that , ill see you in court" says the englishman . The same thing happens , in turn to the scotsman, and irishman ,and a summons is issued. In court the jugde says "why are you charging drinks too dear?" the barman says "im not, im selling them to a englishman ,scotsman, and a irishman..

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

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A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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