Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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balls

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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