Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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kieran scott has a huge back

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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so... how about that airplane food

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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Anti Joke

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