- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

long in the tooth!

Scott Gomez

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Has u seen my grammar?

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

I'm sn otter

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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