- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

your mom died.

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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