your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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so... how about that airplane food

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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