- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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