A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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