How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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