Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

Republicans

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

A seal walks into a club.

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