A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Knock, Knock ...

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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A man buys a prius

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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