- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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