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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Female rights.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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