What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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I have aids

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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give me a thumbs up

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

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