- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

general tso's broccoli

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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