- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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