- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

A seal walks into a club.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

This is my favorite antijoke.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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