How high is a Chinaman

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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What's half of 8? o

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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