- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

What's white and gluey Glue

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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