- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Do you love me? No.

Potassium? K.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

a seal walks into a club.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Your mother is average.

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