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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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knock knock whos their a person

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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