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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

Potassium? K.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

Do you love me? No.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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