- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Your mother is average.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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