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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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