- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

your moms my other ride

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

chirs

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

How many light bulbs? 1

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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