- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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