What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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69 :)

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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your social life.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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Your Mom!!!

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