- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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