- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

Your Mom!!!

bees knees

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

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