- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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