Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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