Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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