If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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