Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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your social life.

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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