- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

Knock, Knock ...

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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