Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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banana

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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Seven

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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