- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

what's black and can't swim?

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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