- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

sharks

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

The government

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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