Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

What's funnier than 24? 25

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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