- Anti Joke

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

Your Mom!!!

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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