Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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There was a dog walking down the street with his GF. The dog can have a GF and can talk because this is an anti joke. Then the dog broke up with his GF because he was unhappy with her scent. Dogs are weird that way. Then, sobbing, he saw something through the blur of his tears. The county fair was open! Elated, the dog ran to the fair and waited n the ticket line for a long time. He waited so long, he almost exploded. Once he got to the end, he reached in his coat pocket (yeah, the dog is wearing a coat. It's cold), and found no wallet. FUUUUUUU! By the time he got back, the fair was closed for the day. The next time he came back, he had a hard time getting through the line. When he did, he raced to the ferris wheel. Halfway up, the ferris wheel stopped. CWAP! The neckst daey, thee dwawg whent two the ferries weele and went up. Yay. At the top, he saw his house! there was a chicken crossing the road. WTF? Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Phuck yeah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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