Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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These Jokes suck.

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angelosnyder is not gay

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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gabbi nunez ;)

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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