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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

Is maynaise an instrument?

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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