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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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