"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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