Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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A blonde woman with her son are in walmart , as they approach the food and beverage section , they see a mexican man looking at the eggs. The man asks for help from the blonde woman about egg quality. She says ABD Eggs are the best so the mexican guy chooses that. Upon leaving the little boy points to the mexicans guys hat and shouts "ALIENS !" the mother gets really embarassed and shouts at her son for his behaviour and says it is not right. The mum gets relieved that she say that the mexican guy could not hear since he was listening to music. Upon the way out the mum spots a purplish liquid dripping out of the mexican guys hair. She asks him and he replies "Its the hair gel". The blonde and son nods and continues on their lives. - AK

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There was a dog walking down the street with his GF. The dog can have a GF and can talk because this is an anti joke. Then the dog broke up with his GF because he was unhappy with her scent. Dogs are weird that way. Then, sobbing, he saw something through the blur of his tears. The county fair was open! Elated, the dog ran to the fair and waited n the ticket line for a long time. He waited so long, he almost exploded. Once he got to the end, he reached in his coat pocket (yeah, the dog is wearing a coat. It's cold), and found no wallet. FUUUUUUU! By the time he got back, the fair was closed for the day. The next time he came back, he had a hard time getting through the line. When he did, he raced to the ferris wheel. Halfway up, the ferris wheel stopped. CWAP! The neckst daey, thee dwawg whent two the ferries weele and went up. Yay. At the top, he saw his house! there was a chicken crossing the road. WTF? Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Phuck yeah.

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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69 :)

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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your social life.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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