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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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