- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

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