- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

a woman votes!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

taking out the trash... at night

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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