What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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Anti Joke

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