This is not a joke or is it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

hey John will you make some copies

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

How many light bulbs? 1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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