- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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