A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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