Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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Alex Gedrose.

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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a man checks his mypsace

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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