why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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