Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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Your mother is average.

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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a seal walks into a club.

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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A blonde woman with her son are in walmart , as they approach the food and beverage section , they see a mexican man looking at the eggs. The man asks for help from the blonde woman about egg quality. She says ABD Eggs are the best so the mexican guy chooses that. Upon leaving the little boy points to the mexicans guys hat and shouts "ALIENS !" the mother gets really embarassed and shouts at her son for his behaviour and says it is not right. The mum gets relieved that she say that the mexican guy could not hear since he was listening to music. Upon the way out the mum spots a purplish liquid dripping out of the mexican guys hair. She asks him and he replies "Its the hair gel". The blonde and son nods and continues on their lives. - AK

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There was a dog walking down the street with his GF. The dog can have a GF and can talk because this is an anti joke. Then the dog broke up with his GF because he was unhappy with her scent. Dogs are weird that way. Then, sobbing, he saw something through the blur of his tears. The county fair was open! Elated, the dog ran to the fair and waited n the ticket line for a long time. He waited so long, he almost exploded. Once he got to the end, he reached in his coat pocket (yeah, the dog is wearing a coat. It's cold), and found no wallet. FUUUUUUU! By the time he got back, the fair was closed for the day. The next time he came back, he had a hard time getting through the line. When he did, he raced to the ferris wheel. Halfway up, the ferris wheel stopped. CWAP! The neckst daey, thee dwawg whent two the ferries weele and went up. Yay. At the top, he saw his house! there was a chicken crossing the road. WTF? Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Phuck yeah.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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