What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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Your Mom!!!

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

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bees knees

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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