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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

How does shit taste?\ Good.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

everybody loves raymond

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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