what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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Type better antijokes above

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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you suck

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I'm sn otter

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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