- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Is maynaise an instrument?

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

your social life.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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