- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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