The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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bees knees

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Seven

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What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

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what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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