Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Luke Hardie is G@Y

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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