- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Im black

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

The dewey decimal system

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

what's worst than being gay? being black

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

My name is me I like fired chicken!

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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