- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

hi dave

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

do you have a wife?

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

A man penetrates another man.

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

Your face

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

when debbie meets downer

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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