Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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This joke is funny

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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