Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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Your Mom!!!

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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69 :)

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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your social life.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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