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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

a seal walks into a club.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Your mother is average.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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