why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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Justin Bieber

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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There's my tractor.

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Hey, Max!!

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42, that is all

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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