A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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YOU

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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