What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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haha

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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knock knock come in!

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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