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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Your Mom!!!

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)