what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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2 Penises

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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womens rights

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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Anti Joke

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