- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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