what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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