- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

hi bye

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

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