Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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hi bye

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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