- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

hi bye

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

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