yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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I think I am done here friend, it always comes to this, it has always been easier for me to repair whatever is wrong with others and get my kicks out of that, as I know I can and will repair everything wrong with myself, but its hard as hell, I mean I never give up, ever. But that does not change the fact that I am broken, and that simply deciding that I am not, is far from enough, its a choice indeed, but its like deciding to constantly walk trough hell, and sometimes that hell is also called living, that too is always a choice, And believe me, I would never quit, I guess that if this hell I struggle trough has so many nice things in it, it just feels like hell at times. I mean the main motivation behind my ability to help others, has always been searching for answers low and high, and when what I have learned trough life helps others, but barely scratches the surface of the armor I am confined within, I lose hope, do you believe that my desire to help humanity grow, derived from my own incompetence at curing myself?

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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Anti Joke

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