- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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