Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Michel Moor on a die...

Nickleback.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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