Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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black chicken. kfc

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gabbi nunez ;)

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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