- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Michel Moor on a die...

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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