- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

hey John will you make some copies

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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