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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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