- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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