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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did? Yes

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

knock knock who's there? faith

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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