- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

women sports....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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